I don’t do drugs, I set plants on fire and breathe.
— (via cocaine-wh0re)
(via stonerguysdoitbetter)
My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.
Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this.
Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
every time omg
(via hardcore)

Snoop Dogg’s smokeable new song book
Each perforated page doubles as a rolling paper, the cover is made of hemp seed, and the spine is a match striking surface so you can conveniently light up…
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• Starts April 3rd and ends April 10th
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• On April 10th at 12am, I will randomly select one of the rebloggers to receive this necklace!
so boss, i want.
- Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion?
- Dad: Ask your sister.
- Son: But I don't have a..










